I almost got drunk at school, at fourteen Where I almost made out with the Homecoming Queen Who almost went on to be Miss Texas But lost to a slut, with much bigger breast-es I almost dropped out to move to LA Where I was almost famous for almost a day And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost loved you I almost wished you would've loved me too I almost held up a grocery store Where I almost did five years and then seven more Cause I almost got bopped for a fight with a thug Cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs That I almost got hooked on cause you ran away And I wish I would've had the nerve to ask you to stay And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost had you And I didn't even know it You kept me guessin' and now I'm destined To spend my time missing you I almost wish you would've loved me too Here I go, thinking 'bout all the things I could've done I'm gonna need a forklift, cause all the baggage weighs a ton (baggage weighs a ton) I know we've had our problems, I can't remember one I almost forgot to say something else And if I can't fit it in, I'll keep it all to myself I almost wrote a song about you today But I tore it all up and then I threw it away And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost had you And I didn't even know it You kept me guessin' and now I'm destined To spend my time missing you And I almost had you (almost had you) Almost had you I almost wish you would've loved me too